paxamericana: i had the exact same political philosophy as ron paul when i was thirteen years old. he’s 77.
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's...
crazypeoplejail: help me I can’t stop laughing
George R.R. Martin on writing women:
Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or...
How the signs tell you to shut up:
Aries: Shut up.
Taurus: Will shove food in your mouth. If they were desperate enough to give their food away, that is.
Gemini: I'm bored. *walks away*
Cancer: They don't. They'd rather suffer than hurt your feelings.
Leo: Will make whiney noises until you are silent.
Virgo: Will make comments such as 'mmm' or 'yeah' until you realise that the conversation is going nowhere.
Libra: Will smile at you politely whilst swearing at you inside their head.
Scorpio: Will slap you round the face and promptly walk off.
Sagittarius: A simple 'Nobody cares, twit,' and a kick in the shin will suffice.
Capricorn: I have work to do. *leaves*
Aquarius: Will stop talking altogether, eventually hoping that you'll do the same.
Pisces: I'm sorry, but could you please be quiet...? -pause- I'M SORRY! DID I HURT YOUR FEELINGS? DO YOU NEED A HUG? *bursts into tears*
BREAKING: Delaware is the 11th state to legalize...
justinspoliticalcorner: BREAKING: Delaware is the 11th state to legalize marriage equality.#DE4M #MarriageEquality #LGBTQ #SSM — Justin Gibson (@JGibsonDem) May 7, 2013 Minnesota and Illinois will fight it out for the right to be the 12th and 13th states to legalize marriage equality. #MN4M #IL4M #LGBTQ — Justin Gibson (@JGibsonDem) May 7, 2013
What kind of world do we live in when young men are so proud of violating...– “In Rape Tragedies, the Shame Is Ours,” my latest at The Nation (via jessicavalenti)
01012012: you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.– Winston S. Churchill (via larmoyante)
She will never know how much I regret. She will never know that I disappoint...– Shehan Karunatilaka, Chinaman: The Legend of Pradeep Mathew