May 2013
37 posts
paxamericana:
i had the exact same political philosophy as ron paul when i was thirteen years old. he’s 77.
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's...
crazypeoplejail:
help me I can’t stop laughing
George R.R. Martin on writing women:
Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or...
things-larry-cant:
laugh-addict:
How the signs tell you to shut up:
Aries: Shut up.
Taurus: Will shove food in your mouth. If they were desperate enough to give their food away, that is.
Gemini: I'm bored. *walks away*
Cancer: They don't. They'd rather suffer than hurt your feelings.
Leo: Will make whiney noises until you are silent.
Virgo: Will make comments such as 'mmm' or 'yeah' until you realise that the conversation is going nowhere.
Libra: Will smile at you politely whilst swearing at you inside their head.
Scorpio: Will slap you round the face and promptly walk off.
Sagittarius: A simple 'Nobody cares, twit,' and a kick in the shin will suffice.
Capricorn: I have work to do. *leaves*
Aquarius: Will stop talking altogether, eventually hoping that you'll do the same.
Pisces: I'm sorry, but could you please be quiet...? -pause- I'M SORRY! DID I HURT YOUR FEELINGS? DO YOU NEED A HUG? *bursts into tears*
BREAKING: Delaware is the 11th state to legalize...
justinspoliticalcorner:
BREAKING: Delaware is the 11th state to legalize marriage equality.#DE4M #MarriageEquality #LGBTQ #SSM
— Justin Gibson (@JGibsonDem)
May 7, 2013
Minnesota and Illinois will fight it out for the right to be the 12th and 13th states to legalize marriage equality. #MN4M #IL4M #LGBTQ
— Justin Gibson (@JGibsonDem)
May 7, 2013
What kind of world do we live in when young men are so proud of violating...
– “In Rape Tragedies, the Shame Is Ours,” my latest at The Nation (via jessicavalenti)
April 2013
22 posts
01012012:
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
– Winston S. Churchill (via larmoyante)
She will never know how much I regret. She will never know that I disappoint...
– Shehan Karunatilaka, Chinaman: The Legend of Pradeep Mathew